This lady brought a dog to the cancer center today..Pissed everyone off..she did not see what the big deal was..Well, you f*cking dip shit, it is a cancer center! Patients have a low immune system and don't want to be around people, much less pets! And how about that big ass sign that says "NO PETS"?? Geez!! you know, not everyone (like my mother) can be around animals...she's allergic!! So next time, keep your damn dog at home! (& I like dogs, but really?!) ok, I'm done now..I feel better ;-)

my mom is cooking "little fish"....I keep telling her that those "little fish" is NOT food, except for the bigger fish! Then the humans eat the bigger fish! she shakes her head and says "I like the little fish better". lmao!!

Dear Oak Harbor, Please require all grocery stores here to carry the peanut butter twix..and that AM/PM store on hwy 20 to have slurpees...I mean...they have a sign for it, they should carry it! I don't ask for much when I come visit (like a nightclub, so I am not so bored at nite...) but you can at least have the necessary junk food! Thanks. (copy and paste this in your status if you agree! lol!!)

I just found out that my bedroom window has been unlocked since I've been here! I told my dad "How come you didn't lock my window??? Someone could've kidnapped me!!!" My dad walked away....laughing! Why is he laughing?????

Going for a walk..lets see how long it takes me to walk around oak harbor...probably about 5 mins.....

Me and my dad just came from target....the highlight of my trip so far! (not)

I'm in oak harbor.....and....I'm already bored....

I get to work an hour late..took a two hour lunch....then left early....I got balls!

Do you ever look at your "friends" list and see that your list is decreasing...and wonder if you offended them??? Yeah.....I don't either.....I say....if ya' can't hang with the big dawgs......! Don't let the door hit ya' where the good Lord split ya'! (I crack myself up!)

Those short shorts look like a sticker on her big ass...why do people my size try to fit in size 2 clothes???

And I am so sick of "Mr. Pecker" (or Weiner)! Did he resign already???? I thought he was in "rehab"????? I wish he would hurry up and resign and get off my TV!

I am so sick of the casey anthony trial....can they just put her under the jail now???????

OMG, it is concerning when the "big news breaking" is Tracy Morgan apologizing for a comedy routine! WTH???!!! Ain't we at war????!!!! Hell, I forgot what we were at war for...its never on the news anymore! What's up with that????!!!!

The world is full of stupid people.....and I think I work with most of them...sigh.....

It's here!!!! The apocolypes! Especially when the news is full of Kim Kardashan and whether or not she is cheating....like we give a shit! It is proof the world is coming to an end!

Why is it, that when a famous person is "caught with their pants down", so to speak, they go to a treatment center????!!!! WTF??? I don't think regular people have to go to a treatment center when they are caught tweeting pictures of their pecker.....

OMG...this lady on the bus was digging in her nose, looking for gold!!!!  And I am talking DIGGING...for like 10min!!!!  I wanted to ask her...Did find it yet????? Damn! (but I stayed far away from her...she might wipe the "gold" on me!)

Lady on the bus is putting on eyeliner w/o a mirror..1. That's dumb to do on a bus..2. You look like a raccoon..you may need the mirror...

ok, this lady came up to me at the bus stop...she looked like a clown (heavy blush, bright lipstick, hair crazy)..I guess she wanted to ask me something, but she scared me so I turned up my Ipod and pretended liked I did not hear her...is that mean???  Cuz after yesterday's bus ride I am getting kinda reserved on who I talk to.....

I think I have seen it all on the bus today....lady with leaves pinned to her dress (wtf), lady wearing shorts drooping down to her knees (she had black draws on! and I really did not want to see all that!) and the old man that basically pushed me out of the way to get a seat up front! He's lucky I didn't clothes line him!

Why??!! Why??!!

Ok...was getting off the bus today....and it was jam packed!!!  The person in front of me, pays his fare, then proceeds to get off the bus....then......stops walking RIGHT in front of the door!!!! Really???!!!! Really!!!!!??? Why do people do that?????  Don't you see there are other people trying to get off the bus too???? And you have enough gall to stop your dumb ass in front of the door!  I just wanted to kick him....but the nice person I am...just politely said "excuse me"....I should have kicked him...

little ol' ladies..nice or ____???

ok, was getting on the bus today and was almost run over by this little old lady!!!  She was moving faster than I did when I was in track!!!!  What the hell????? Anyway, she runs on the bus, pushing me out of the way, to get the last remaining seat on the bus!!!  Look, bitch....if you can push my big ass out of the way AND move faster than anyone else on the bus....YOU CAN STAND!!!!! GEEZ.

day 1 of operation no sweets--success!! I even turned down the reeses peanut butter cups my manager offered me!!! And my court case was re-scheduled! BTW-I can have sweets as long as they are fat free, sugar free (which really aren't sweets...they are impostors!).

day 1 of operation no sweets......and I have to go to court today.....uh oh....I hope I don't bite the judges head off!

Prayer

Today....I prayed the Lord will provide me the necessary tools to have peace.....and I believe HE did....

Those Golden Oreos are my new boyfriend!

Those Golden Oreos are my new boyfriend! And I have had him everyday for like....2 weeks!  Yummy, must go to walmart and restock!  And get some wine too.....:-)

How rude??!!

On the bus ride home today, I see a couple cuddling....awwwww...how sweet......until I saw the guy say to his girlfriend, holding his nose......"do you have any gum???? your breath stinks!"  I almost pee'd my pants from laughing so hard!

get a mirror!

On the bus..person wearing brite pink pants, brite purple shirt, designer sunglasses....hair jacked..uhhhhhh...no...get a mirror!

Do people think I give a shit???

So at work today, someone complained....and stated...."she just doesn't care about how I feel!  She treated me like a piece of shit!" Well......when you call me 3x a day in a 5 min period and you think YOU are the only person in the whole world that I deal with....and you want me to put your needs in front of the ones that came before you.....then yes....I THINK YOU ARE A PIECE OF SHIT!  How you like them apples????!!!!  Lucky I didn't call you an asshole to your face!  Geez!

eye candy

At the gym this morning and there was this fine looking brother that woke me up better than coffee! Wow!  Can he be there every morning???? Yum...

Death and taxes

I can see why death and taxes go hand and hand.....because everytime I talk to the IRS, I just want to shoot myself! Geez!  It's like talking to a brick wall!  I didn't ask for all that bullshit!  Now, I'll probably get audited since I posted this....the bastards.....

When it rains, it pours.....:-(

It was not a good day today.....Why do people think I care about bullshit????  Especially at work!??!!!  Don't they know, I am just there to collect a paycheck...THAT'S IT!  I don't want the power, fame, or anything else that comes with a position....IT IS JUST MORE WORK! And for little pay!

And why are people so quick to stab you in the back?????  Can my wounds heal from the last time ya' knifed me in the back???  Geez!!!!  And little do they know......I can kick ASS too!  Keep it up and they will see how much ASS I can kick!

Some people just piss me off!!!

So I go to the store to get a component for my TV and the guy goes "its better if you get this, not that component"

I say I don't want that.  He again tells me that I need this, not that component....I am really starting to get pissed!  So I ask him "Can you show me the component I am looking for? and I will decide which one is better????"

He says "we're out."

Me, "you mother f*cker! you couldn't tell me that before?????"

I swear...one of these days I am going to end up in jail for assaulting a retail sales person....

friends

When it comes to my friends, I cherish them dearly....but once someone has crossed that line and pissed me off, we are really no longer friends because our friendship was taken for granted....so why in the hell do people forget that they have pissed me off???? I don't get it! Dumbass! And that dumbass can kiss my ass!!

Met with a bunch of attorneys today....it is nice to meet the people that will eventually stab you in the back in the future!

I am meeting with a bunch of attorneys tomorrow....not fun....I was hoping this week would be uneventful, but NOOOOOOOO......sigh.....how in the hell do I get into these messes! I have to be prepared to argue!!!!

Lady on the bus is about 5 ft tall..the pom pom of hair on top of her head makes her 6 ft! Wow!

Just got my eyebrows waxed and the lady says " you want lip done too??"  I say no.  She again asks me "are you sure?? you have alot of hair! I will give you a discount!"

Now....the bitch basically just implied that I had a mustache, while she is inflicting pain on the rest of my face and she thinks that a discount will intice me???????? NO!!!  If I wanna look like man, let me!! I will be the best looking "man" with nicely waxed eyebrows!!! I already wanna beat the shit out of her cuz it hurts to get ANY part of your body waxed!

So I finally told her....NO, I will shave my lip, like I do my legs....I would shave my eyebrows too, if they did not need to be shaped a certain way.....and.....that shut her up....:)  Good....cuz she just gave me a complex...

My manager always tells me to be good while she's on vacation...like I'm a heathen..I keep tellin her I'm innocent!

I am eating my weight in salami and cheddar cheese!

Lady on the bus has white pants on...and her panties are crooked...don't wear white if you can't put your draws on straight!

Guy on the bus has food on his coat...wanna tell him...ya left your lunch on your sleeve!

Ok..bad ass kid on the bus again! And still cussing her mother out! Just let me have the kid for the weekend..she'll be well behaved when I'm done!

OMG!!

I just saw someone in shorts and tank top!!!!?? She could not have been no older than 10 yrs old!  And she was with her mother!  What the hell????!!!! It is 30 degrees outside and about to snow! What is the world coming too???? She looked blue....

Snow

Took the ghetto bus to work today....and got to go home early because of the snow(or lack of snow).  I just knew that I was NOT gonna get stuck on the ghetto bus until 11pm, likethe last time it snowed!!!! So I am at the park & ride and who is getting off the bus with me????? Barney the purple dinosaur!!!! No.....really!!!  I had to do a double take!  Where in the hell did the costume come from???? And is Barney still in show business???? LMAO!!

personal space

So I am on the snooty bus this morning...and this bus is always packed!  I have now figured out a way to have the whole seat to yourself!  If you make yourself really big....kinda like a cobra makes his face big before he attacks....people are reluctant to sit next to you!  Of course, this only works when sane people are on the bus...and of course this crazy mother f***** ignores my warnings and sits his dumb ass next to me anyway!  Geez!  Now I can smell his breath and he is breathing my air....I can never win riding the bus....

Its always nice to drink and work at the same time! Now..at the bar to drink more..

So I just started this blog and now I have writers block...wth??!!

I just started a BLOG!!!

Is this cool or what???!!!! Get ready for an adventurous ride with alot of laughter and good fun!

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