personal space

So I am on the snooty bus this morning...and this bus is always packed!  I have now figured out a way to have the whole seat to yourself!  If you make yourself really big....kinda like a cobra makes his face big before he attacks....people are reluctant to sit next to you!  Of course, this only works when sane people are on the bus...and of course this crazy mother f***** ignores my warnings and sits his dumb ass next to me anyway!  Geez!  Now I can smell his breath and he is breathing my air....I can never win riding the bus....