Do people think I give a shit???

So at work today, someone complained....and stated...."she just doesn't care about how I feel!  She treated me like a piece of shit!" Well......when you call me 3x a day in a 5 min period and you think YOU are the only person in the whole world that I deal with....and you want me to put your needs in front of the ones that came before you.....then yes....I THINK YOU ARE A PIECE OF SHIT!  How you like them apples????!!!!  Lucky I didn't call you an asshole to your face!  Geez!

eye candy

At the gym this morning and there was this fine looking brother that woke me up better than coffee! Wow!  Can he be there every morning???? Yum...

Death and taxes

I can see why death and taxes go hand and hand.....because everytime I talk to the IRS, I just want to shoot myself! Geez!  It's like talking to a brick wall!  I didn't ask for all that bullshit!  Now, I'll probably get audited since I posted this....the bastards.....

When it rains, it pours.....:-(

It was not a good day today.....Why do people think I care about bullshit????  Especially at work!??!!!  Don't they know, I am just there to collect a paycheck...THAT'S IT!  I don't want the power, fame, or anything else that comes with a position....IT IS JUST MORE WORK! And for little pay!

And why are people so quick to stab you in the back?????  Can my wounds heal from the last time ya' knifed me in the back???  Geez!!!!  And little do they know......I can kick ASS too!  Keep it up and they will see how much ASS I can kick!

Some people just piss me off!!!

So I go to the store to get a component for my TV and the guy goes "its better if you get this, not that component"

I say I don't want that.  He again tells me that I need this, not that component....I am really starting to get pissed!  So I ask him "Can you show me the component I am looking for? and I will decide which one is better????"

He says "we're out."

Me, "you mother f*cker! you couldn't tell me that before?????"

I swear...one of these days I am going to end up in jail for assaulting a retail sales person....

friends

When it comes to my friends, I cherish them dearly....but once someone has crossed that line and pissed me off, we are really no longer friends because our friendship was taken for granted....so why in the hell do people forget that they have pissed me off???? I don't get it! Dumbass! And that dumbass can kiss my ass!!

Met with a bunch of attorneys today....it is nice to meet the people that will eventually stab you in the back in the future!

I am meeting with a bunch of attorneys tomorrow....not fun....I was hoping this week would be uneventful, but NOOOOOOOO......sigh.....how in the hell do I get into these messes! I have to be prepared to argue!!!!

Lady on the bus is about 5 ft tall..the pom pom of hair on top of her head makes her 6 ft! Wow!

Just got my eyebrows waxed and the lady says " you want lip done too??"  I say no.  She again asks me "are you sure?? you have alot of hair! I will give you a discount!"

Now....the bitch basically just implied that I had a mustache, while she is inflicting pain on the rest of my face and she thinks that a discount will intice me???????? NO!!!  If I wanna look like man, let me!! I will be the best looking "man" with nicely waxed eyebrows!!! I already wanna beat the shit out of her cuz it hurts to get ANY part of your body waxed!

So I finally told her....NO, I will shave my lip, like I do my legs....I would shave my eyebrows too, if they did not need to be shaped a certain way.....and.....that shut her up....:)  Good....cuz she just gave me a complex...

My manager always tells me to be good while she's on vacation...like I'm a heathen..I keep tellin her I'm innocent!

I am eating my weight in salami and cheddar cheese!

Lady on the bus has white pants on...and her panties are crooked...don't wear white if you can't put your draws on straight!

Guy on the bus has food on his coat...wanna tell him...ya left your lunch on your sleeve!

Ok..bad ass kid on the bus again! And still cussing her mother out! Just let me have the kid for the weekend..she'll be well behaved when I'm done!

OMG!!

I just saw someone in shorts and tank top!!!!?? She could not have been no older than 10 yrs old!  And she was with her mother!  What the hell????!!!! It is 30 degrees outside and about to snow! What is the world coming too???? She looked blue....

Snow

Took the ghetto bus to work today....and got to go home early because of the snow(or lack of snow).  I just knew that I was NOT gonna get stuck on the ghetto bus until 11pm, likethe last time it snowed!!!! So I am at the park & ride and who is getting off the bus with me????? Barney the purple dinosaur!!!! No.....really!!!  I had to do a double take!  Where in the hell did the costume come from???? And is Barney still in show business???? LMAO!!

personal space

So I am on the snooty bus this morning...and this bus is always packed!  I have now figured out a way to have the whole seat to yourself!  If you make yourself really big....kinda like a cobra makes his face big before he attacks....people are reluctant to sit next to you!  Of course, this only works when sane people are on the bus...and of course this crazy mother f***** ignores my warnings and sits his dumb ass next to me anyway!  Geez!  Now I can smell his breath and he is breathing my air....I can never win riding the bus....

Its always nice to drink and work at the same time! Now..at the bar to drink more..

So I just started this blog and now I have writers block...wth??!!

I just started a BLOG!!!

Is this cool or what???!!!! Get ready for an adventurous ride with alot of laughter and good fun!

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