Just got my eyebrows waxed and the lady says " you want lip done too??"  I say no.  She again asks me "are you sure?? you have alot of hair! I will give you a discount!"

Now....the bitch basically just implied that I had a mustache, while she is inflicting pain on the rest of my face and she thinks that a discount will intice me???????? NO!!!  If I wanna look like man, let me!! I will be the best looking "man" with nicely waxed eyebrows!!! I already wanna beat the shit out of her cuz it hurts to get ANY part of your body waxed!

So I finally told her....NO, I will shave my lip, like I do my legs....I would shave my eyebrows too, if they did not need to be shaped a certain way.....and.....that shut her up....:)  Good....cuz she just gave me a complex...